Are you really albino?

NO! I am a white fox squirrel

Is "Albie" short for something?

YES! Albie is short for Albin, which is Latin for "white"

What do white fox squirrels eat?

MAST! This means acorns, hickory nuts, walnuts, and seeds

Are squirrels social animals?

NO! We are solitary animals. In fact, we bark at each other

Where do squirrels live?

IN YOUR WALLS! Sometimes—otherwise, we live in trees, underground, wherever we like

What is a baby squirrel called?

A KIT or PUP! Baby squirrels come out small, blind, and hairless (so, ugly)

What is the lifespan of a squirrel?

WE'RE IMMORTAL!
Well, I am—most squirrels live between 3-18 years

Do squirrels ever share food?

NO! Maybe some do, idk I'm fat and greedy

Do squirrels hibernate?

NO! Only when I eat too much and go into a food coma

Why are squirrels always looking around?

BLACKMAIL! We're very curious animals—and we are always watching you...

Do squirrels mate?

YES! This is my wife, we're star-crossed lovers

Do squirrels have any superpowers?

SMELL! That's right I can smell your stink from miles away