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NO! I am a white fox squirrel
YES! Albie is short for Albin, which is Latin for "white"
MAST! This means acorns, hickory nuts, walnuts, and seeds
NO! We are solitary animals. In fact, we bark at each other
IN YOUR WALLS! Sometimes—otherwise, we live in trees, underground, wherever we like
A KIT or PUP! Baby squirrels come out small, blind, and hairless (so, ugly)
WE'RE IMMORTAL!
Well, I am—most squirrels live between 3-18 years
NO! Maybe some do, idk I'm fat and greedy
NO! Only when I eat too much and go into a food coma
BLACKMAIL! We're very curious animals—and we are always watching you...
YES! This is my wife, we're star-crossed lovers
SMELL! That's right I can smell your stink from miles away